Welcome back! POW #4 is now freshly stocked on the BangBoomCrash shelves - Here’s some things that sound true but aren’t…or are they?
Category: T.V. and Movies
The 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’ is actually a parody of former President Herbert Hoover’s life, originally titled The Greatest President Who Ever Lived.
The Golden Girls was the first American television show to be completely written, edited, filmed and directed by a computer.
The beloved 1990’s ABC Friday night sitcom block entitled ‘TGIF’ was first the idea of Adolf Hitler in 1934. However, he was never able to get it up and running due to fact that he could not come up with a witty enough name for the show that would later be called ‘Step by Step’.
Alf was originally written to be obsessed with eating sandwiches instead of cats, but the writers had a hard time coming up with different ways for him to not be able to get a sandwich.
(Extra Trivia: 72 cats were used per episode of Alf)
Family Matters’ Carl Winslow was originally cast to be played by James Earl Jones who quit upon meeting Jaleel White out of character.
The Goonies was written by rapper DMX and was based on his early childhood in rural Idaho. It’s considered to be the greatest autobiography by a modern rapper and is solely responsible for the East Coast vs West Coast rap wars of the 1990’s.
Richard Karn (Al Borland, of Home Improvement) designed the logo for the fast food chain Sonic. It is thought to be his interpretation of the East Coast vs West Coast rap wars of the 1990’s.
Welcome to the third BangBoomCrash Post of The Week! This week, let’s rip off Letterman and do a Top Ten list! How’s that? You like that? Good!
Top 10 things you’ll never see on BangBoomCrash
10.) ‘Stefans Tips For A Healthy Body’ 9.) Encouragment from the public to keep the site going 8.) Gay Porn (also on the list ‘Top Ten Things We Tried Before Comedy’) 7.) Comedy 6.) Site Traffic 5.) Making the same joke twice 4.) Mike not being confused for a middle-school kid 3.) Making the same joke twice 2.) A complete Top Ten List 1.)
Hey all,
We posted a new F@#% Up for you to check out. It’s from our Skittles skit, which was really two skits, but not really a skit because I edited it and it turned out great. Anyway, check that out here.
Also,
We added a cool thing to the site called ‘Quick Comments’. It’s on the right side under the Poll. You can use it to say anything about anything, anytime. If you have a compliment or question or just want to say ‘Hi’, go for it! We’d love to hear from you. Just put in a name and a comment and that’s it! Anyway, we have some skits to post so check back soon! And if you don’t feel like checking back soon, sign up to receive updates when we post them (over on the right side under ‘Subscribe to updates’).
How’s it going? We are introducing the first post of our future series of postings called “BangBoomCrashPOW“. POW stands for “Post Of the Week“. This is pretty much a posting about nothing. Think of it like Twitter, but only once a week and with more text - or if Twitter is too new for you, think of it like a joke book that you check out of the library once a week - but with less text.
The POW could be a Top 5 or Top 10 list or making fun of a popular celebrity, an original joke or just a random post about nothing. We are doing this to basically fit in all the stuff that we think is funny that we can’t figure out how to fit into a skit.
So here we go, the first BangBoomCrashPOW is an orginal joke:
Q: What’s the dirtiest hotel in France? A: The Paris Hilton…wait, I mean whatever hotel Paris Hilton is staying at.
So we hope you enjoyed the first of many BangBoomCrashPOWs. Look for some new skits next week!
Hey Everyone, I wanted to share this picture. This was my fortune from my fortune cookie I had for desert after eating my dinner. I found it rather rude that they rub it in my face that “A healthy body will benefit me forever” after I ate their greasy, fattening yet delicious Spicy Beef and Scallops with White Rice. I bet all the Chinese employees were having a good laugh at me once I left. They were probably like, “Oh, fat American go home and eat Chinese food to make him fatter. Then later he open cookie and make him feel bad. Then he throw up Chinese food cause he’s stupid fatty American and I spit in spicy sauce. He pay with American Express and watch baseball and love Jonas Brothers.” My translation is probably off, but I bet it’s close
Anyway, I thought it was a bit humorous and thought I’d share. Me and Mike are filming soon so hopefully we’ll put some new skits up for you soon. Till then, feel free to watch any of our older skits. They’re still good as they have no expiration date and are guaranteed fresh.
Lastly, you may notice my eyes are two different colors and I have excessive facial hair. I’ll just let everyone know now, yes, I am half Werewolf.
Stefan: Uh...Amy, that offer expired a day after we posted the sign up form. You kinda lost out. Shouldn't have waited. See what happens when you wait...bad stuff!
Amy Mac: uhm I have yet to receive any candies in my email. whats up with that?
kt: i set the clown/balloon picture as my background. everyone at work loves it.
Terry: lol. yes i hate them so much!
Stefan: We automatically assume if you aren't watching them, that you hate them and hate us. So thanks...hater!
Terry: so i went to answer the poll question. it's worded do you watch and/or enjoy them. i don't watch them! so if i don't watch them how can I enjoy or hate em? this is a MAJOR dilemma lol. I'm just gonna pick hate!
Stefan: HA, FINALLY, glad someone else used this quick comment section. Thanks TDubbs!
TDubbs: whoaaa Mike really didn't lie. they have a shoutbox now! eerrrr i mean quick comments. btw ur wallet turned up Mike. lol. not like you'll need it or something. heheh