Reality TV shows.

Have you seen these things? I have! I most certainly have…because they are everywhere! Everywhere!

Even on TV!

Well…only on TV….actually.

Anyway, have you seen these shows? These “reality” shows? I mean, am I really supposed to believe that the stuff on ‘L.A. Ink’ actually happens? I guess I’m just supposed to believe that people walk into a ‘shop’ and get ‘tattoos’…hahaha…ok, right! Maybe on your planet, weirdo…but not mine.

What’s that other one that’s on Discovery Channel…oh yeah – ‘Man vs. Wild’ – and it’s supposedly hosted by a bear? Umm…no. I hate to be the one to say this…but that’s a dude on that show…as in – it’s a guy, a human. PLUS, I’ve been everywhere in the world from New Jersey to California, and from Texas to North Dakota, so, literally everywhere – and I don’t see where most of those places he visits are. Big Snowy mountains and arid desserts…riiiiight.

Oh, and I saw one the other night called ‘Batman Returns’ on the movie channel…am I really supposed to believe this too? As soon as I saw it, I knew it wasn’t really a batman…it was Michael Keaton. Like, it was obvious. I watched it for a few minutes and can say 100% sure that it wasn’t real.

Anyway, I’m not trying to ruin ‘reality TV’ for you guys – just trying to get you to be a well-informed TV viewer.

Like me.

Yes, I’ll have the Cowboy double cheeseburger…and I believe the lady will have POW 31!

Yippee! The POW is back! Yeah, we kinda took a break (act like you noticed) from this little weekly exercise in textual comedy. We had a lot going on here in the POW department of BangBoomCrash HQ (Mikes couch). Firstly, was the ton of snow that we got over here on the east (better) coast. What a crapfest that was! Four or something feet of snow over two weeks? Really?

Secondly was the new server upgrade that our IT department (Stefan’s cousin LJ) set up. We replaced the original web server (1999 Compaq Presario/Windows 98) with a brand new (found on big trash day) web server (2002ish Dell XPS/Windows XP Pro – not braggin’…just sayin’). So, everything has been re-setup on the new hardware and seems like it’s running awesome except the spell check keeps confusing random words and auto-correcting them before we can breadsticks carpet house.

But whatever, doesn’t matter! The important thing is that we’re back in business (grown men filming silly videos). So, let’s get into the funny with this new POW before I hit the 942 character lim

Hey Everyone,

Shane Zimmerman hooked us up with a killer audio track and we whipped up this video. You may recognize his work in our other skits like Atlantic City or our awesome new video intros. Let us know what you think. BETTER YET, why don’t you share it with anyone or everyone that you know? You can press the “share” button in the top left corner of the video player while it’s playing to copy the URL and then paste it in your Facebook or whatever you use and let everyone know how awesome we are. I’m sure all your friends would apprecaite it…I know we would. Thanks in advance. Check back for more soon.