HEY HEY, I got some GREAT F@#%ING NEWS for you mobile phone users. BangBoomCrash.com has gone mobile! So now you can get our funny where ever you are! Just pull up BangBoomCrash.com on your mobile phone’s browser and we’ll take care of the rest…well, not me and Mike…but this alien we found. It detects what kind of browser you are using, and decides if you can view the mobile version or the desktop version of our site. It’s really cool. I know what your thinking, “How did you find an alien and make it work for you”? Well, if you go to Lowe’s or Home Depot, they are right in the back of the building. Just nab one up.

So me and Mike didn’t have time to film this week (or last week). So instead, I’ll post up some F@#% Ups. First one is a blooper reel starring the Oh So Talented Terry Dubbs. This guy is quite a character. Check it out here.

The 2nd one is a skit that me and Mike thought up in a hurry, simply titled Basketball. The concept was..well, its self explanatory, except I was supposed to do Mike’s role and he was supposed to do mine. However, my weight and lack of athleticism proved to be an issue. Check it out here. After you watch it, you’ll notice why it failed.

One last thing I wanted to point out (and you may have noticed) is on the bottom each post, you now have the option to ‘Like’ our posts on Facebook. Pressing the ‘Like’ button will post on your facebook that you “Like” that individual post on your Facebook…simple enough…

So that’s it…WHAT!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? We can only do this stuff in our spare time. YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A F@#%ING MOBILE WEBSITE! DO YOU! I don’t have time to explain it, but it takes a long time! We’ll be back next week with a new skit…not that you’ll appreciate it, you lil’ ungrateful bastards!

Hi everyone, there’s a holiday coming up – whichs means it’s time for a good old Pros and Cons list. Enjoy!

Pros and Cons: Easter!

Con: Eggs
Real, actual eggs. Sure they’re good, hard boiled eggs are great actually – but in the context of an Easter egg hunt – you’re out for two things and two things only – eggs filled with candy and eggs filled with money. Sorry, hard boiled eggs – you’d be a ‘pro’ on a random Tuesday. But today, you’re the #1 con.

Pro: It’s the long ‘holiday stretch’
Which means knowing that after Easter you don’t have to have to see your family until July 4th (or not until Thanksgiving if you ain’t ‘Merican)

Con: Easter dinner
Yeah it’s definitely good, but it’s not the staple of the holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, so, yeah you get ham – but Aunt Lee isn’t gonna put as much thought into it like she does at Christmas.

Pro/Con: Peeps
I put this as both a pro and con because it seems that people are 50/50 divided on them. Some people think they are disgusting and others thing they are delicious (despite how disgusting they are).

Pro: Watching little kids find eggs
That way you know who the slowest one is – that’s the one you want to steal your eggs from.

Pro: METALLICA!
They have nothing to do with Easter – but man those guys rock!

Pro: Cadbury eggs
What God should have made instead of real eggs.

Pro: MONEY EGGS!
Oh man, when you are at a fast paced egg hunt and you pick up one up that has a metallic ring to it – you pop it open and QUARTERS?!!?! WTF! Pro!

#1 Pro: FORREALS MONEY EGGS!
When you find an egg that doesn’t have a metallic ring to it, but open it later to find it’s a dollar bill! That’s what Easter is all about.

So, it looks like Easter gets a good solid thumbs up from us – just remember to take a moment to really think about the meaning of the holiday – Cadbury Eggs.

Happy Easter from BBC!