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An Exciting Update…
Nope. Not exciting...I just said that to get your attention. That's called a 'Grabber'.
Anyway, now that you're grabbed read this news stuff!
We added a search function to the site over on the right hand column. So now you can search for your favorite skits at any time. You can even search for names to find people that we've filmed with like Terry Dubbs, Tom Hall, KT Bupp and even search for our skits which feature music by Shane Zimmerman!
The biggest thing that we have going on is at YOBI.tv. This is a talent website with four categories: Comedy, Music, Photography and Film. At this website, content is uploaded and weekly tournaments are held to move into the next round of the tournament. Winners are based on votes. Last week we uploaded Driving While Interrogated and this week, we uploaded Mike Spying. This seasons tournament will be going on until mid March. The plan is to upload at least one or two skits per week. What we need is your views and votes. Check us out on YOBI.tv and vote for us.
Lastly, we have a new blooper reel featuring Terry Dubbs and music by The Science feat. DB. It's from our skit titled "It's Terry". You can check out the blooper reel here.
Once again, thank you everyone for the support and be sure to Like us on Facebook as we posts status updates on there quite often. Thanks again!
York Daily Record Article
Well, here it is. Three years ago, if you had said "You guys will win a script writing contest for Jake and Amir AND get an article in the York Daily Record", I would have said "Am I thinner in the future too?", and you would have said "No", then I would have said "Wow, you didn't hesitate much there...not even a pound or two?", and then you would have said "You're missing the point..." and showed me the article in the newspaper.
Well, now you can check that article out at ydr.com and inyork.com. Let us know what you think. Share it with everyone you know. Thanks again to Erin McCracken and Bil Bowden.
Since it is a new week, I'm sure you want to see a new skit. Let me just pull one out here from the...oh...crap...we're all out. WAIT! IT'S OK, don't leave! I got a back up. I made this video which features some extra footage from our skit, Water. Just a few extra minutes of what we had leftover. Check it out by clicking here!
Once again, thank you everyone for the support. Keep checking back!
York Sunday News Teaser

York Sunday News paper posted a teaser of our article which will be in the August 2nd, 2010 edition of the York Daily Record. Better go get a few copies. These babies are gonna sell like hot cakes. We'll follow up tomorrow with a link to the article online for all you non-locals.
Big thanks to Erin McCracken (reporter) and Bil Bowden (photographer) from the York Daily Record. Also thanks to all the BangBoomCrash supporters...or "Bangies", as I like to call them.
Mike’s on Vacation…
Hey Ya'll,
Did I just type "Ya'll"...ick, OH GOD I DID IT TWICE!
Anyway, Mike's on vacation this week. He's at some sort of beach, soaking up sun rays, drinking virgin daiquiris and wrestling sharks, A.K.A. the bears of the sea. Mean while, I'm soaking up microwave rays, drinking diet Dr. Bob and playing an ass-load of Uncharted 2 multiplayer.
With him gone, I have a lot of spare time, so I created a blooper reel from our skit "Famous". Check it out here.
I also made one other video with my spare time. It includes a bunch of photos of Mike, due to me missing him so much. I set it to the song we danced to at prom. You can check it out here!
Sorry it's not an exciting post. New skit next week. PEACE YA'LL...DAMN IT, I DID IT AGAIN!
P.S. - We also have a Facebook Page now, so, "'Like' it up Chris (I'ma 'bout to), 'Like' it up Chris ('cuase that's what I was born to do)"
We’re some winners!
Hey everyone,
Mike and I recently won a "write your own script" contest on JakeAndAmir.com. This is huge win for us as we have so many good ideas, but lack of time and money to produce any of them. Jake and Amir are budgeted through CollegeHumor.com, thus having a BIG budget for BIG ideas. They received 1,408 scripts. Either ours was the funniest (or so we are told) or they just threw them into the air and used a blow dart to pick one out and luck was on our side. Either way, they are producing the skit either next week or soon after. Once its up, we'll post it on here, but it will be on JakeAndAmir.com as well! It's just great to know that our sense of humor and writing style has clicked with a comedy duo that does this for a living. It's like having a great basketball shot noticed by Micheal Jordan, or having a skit noticed by Jake and Am...you get the point. So thank you very much to Jake and Amir!
In light of the J&A win, they made an announcement on their site with a link to our site. This skyrocketed our stats from the average 4 or 10 page views to over 3,500. We have over 4,200 video plays through Vimeo alone. After reading many comments, its apparent that we suck at this whole comedy thing and many people hate us. So we're going to keep doing it!
NOW, last week, we couldn't film as we were obligating our family duties by working on our houses. I painted our bathroom, installed a new light, and ect. Mike, I believe installed a sex dungeon or something. He wouldn't tell me, I'm just left to assume. SO, we have some F@#% Ups for you. First being a blooper reel from our State Capitals skit. The second is a skit that had a good idea, but the ending fell flat. It's called Friday Night. Hope you enjoy it? Kinda, I guess?
So that's it. If you are a first time visitor coming from JakeAndAmir (or any other site), I strongly suggest checking out some of our favorite skits like Pizza, Gonna Get You, Lottery Ticket, Morning Coffee, Atlantic City, Downstairs Apartment, Frozen Vegetables, Celebration, Friendly Advice, Road Trip, and many others. We have done some 80 skits. At least HALF are worth some chuckles.
Thanks everyone, BRB!
F@#% Ups, Cell Phones and Aliens, oh my…
HEY HEY, I got some GREAT F@#%ING NEWS for you mobile phone users. BangBoomCrash.com has gone mobile! So now you can get our funny where ever you are! Just pull up BangBoomCrash.com on your mobile phone's browser and we'll take care of the rest...well, not me and Mike...but this alien we found. It detects what kind of browser you are using, and decides if you can view the mobile version or the desktop version of our site. It's really cool. I know what your thinking, "How did you find an alien and make it work for you"? Well, if you go to Lowe's or Home Depot, they are right in the back of the building. Just nab one up.
So me and Mike didn't have time to film this week (or last week). So instead, I'll post up some F@#% Ups. First one is a blooper reel starring the Oh So Talented Terry Dubbs. This guy is quite a character. Check it out here.
The 2nd one is a skit that me and Mike thought up in a hurry, simply titled Basketball. The concept was..well, its self explanatory, except I was supposed to do Mike's role and he was supposed to do mine. However, my weight and lack of athleticism proved to be an issue. Check it out here. After you watch it, you'll notice why it failed.
One last thing I wanted to point out (and you may have noticed) is on the bottom each post, you now have the option to 'Like' our posts on Facebook. Pressing the 'Like' button will post on your facebook that you "Like" that individual post on your Facebook...simple enough...
So that's it...WHAT!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? We can only do this stuff in our spare time. YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A F@#%ING MOBILE WEBSITE! DO YOU! I don't have time to explain it, but it takes a long time! We'll be back next week with a new skit...not that you'll appreciate it, you lil' ungrateful bastards!
BangBoomCrash – The Trailer
Hey Everyone,
Shane Zimmerman hooked us up with a killer audio track and we whipped up this video. You may recognize his work in our other skits like Atlantic City or our awesome new video intros. Let us know what you think. BETTER YET, why don't you share it with anyone or everyone that you know? You can press the "share" button in the top left corner of the video player while it's playing to copy the URL and then paste it in your Facebook or whatever you use and let everyone know how awesome we are. I'm sure all your friends would apprecaite it...I know we would. Thanks in advance. Check back for more soon.
Scientific Extras
Apparently, Antarctica decided to visit York, PA and MAN, she's a bitch with a ton of baggage (the baggage being about three feet of snow.) I think she's trying to move in or something...because I saw all these feminine products in my medicine cabinet, most of which are not mine. Also, the house smells like potpourri and usually it smells like Sam Adams Boston Lager, Double Cheese Burgers and old socks...GOD I hate her so much. She's such a...(sigh)... never mind.
Anyway, since she showed up and pretty much took over, Mike and I were unable to film this week - so there's no new skits to post. Luckily, I found some time to whip up two videos with the left over footage from Science Experiment 2 to keep you entertained. It was either this or film a skit where I'm hanging out and talking to a snow man instead of han...wait, that actually sounds pretty funny - I'm gonna write that down, brb.
Ok, I'm back.
Anyway, the first one is the original ending to Science Experiment 2. I made this mainly because Tom threatened to sue us once he found out he was cut from the final version of Science Experiment 2. He was all like "well my lawyer and agent said Blah Blah Blah", and we were all "Ok Tom, we get it...your mom's an agent and a lawyer". He's always rubbing that in our face...
The 2nd video I made is a blooper reel for Science Fiction 2. Check it out here, or not...whatever, I don't care. Antarctica has me in such a foul mood and I'm pretty much giv....oh sh*t, she's coming, gotta go...later!
BBC Year in review

Welp, 2009 is heading out, which means 2010 is coming in. Also means the world is going to end, so you better watch some BangBoomCrash videos while you can. Settle down, I know what you're thinking. You're probably all like "But Stefan, which ones do I watch? Can I watch them more then once? What's that smell?". Well Poppa Hartman is here to say hush little baby, Daddy's here (and I farted...sorry). I went ahead and created a list of all of our skits that we made in 2009, AND MAN, what a year it was. We upgraded to HD videos in 2009, started the BangBoomCrashJABs, Mike had a baby, I had a Mike, we started writing the weekly BangBoomCrashPOWs AND we redesigned the website. Check out all the skits we made in 2009 below...
January...no skits...too busy being cold
February:
• Tag - Mike starts a game of tag.
• Stimulus Package - Mike has a plan to fix the economy for the better.
March:
• Intellectual Conversation - Mike and Stefan discuss the Hodge Theory.
• Saving Stefan - Mike and Stefan throw a bake sale to save Stefan's life.
April...no skits...to busy being rained on...or lazy...pick one, I don't care.
May:
• Skittles (Raw Footage) - Raw footage of Mike's first directed skit, "Skittles".
• Skittles - Mike's first directed skit about buying some Skittles.
June:
• Welcome Home - Mike greets Stefan right when he comes home (Our first JAB).
• AC/DC - Mike and Stefan rock out to AC/DC's - "You Shook Me All Night Long" (our first skit to be featured on another blog - blog.bustedtees.com.
July:
• VooDoo - Mike's been practicing his VooDoo.
• Dark Room - Never flip a switch in Stefan's house. Never know what it'll do...
August:
• Road Trip - Mike and Stefan take a road trip
• Good News - Mike's sister is having a baby.
• Hide and Seek - Mike and Stefan engage in a game of Hide and Seek.
September:
• Friendly Advice - Stefan offers Mike some advice on his choice of energy drink.
• Gonna Get You - Max just woke up and wants to play!!!
• Pizza - Mike and Stefan want a pizza, but some hoodlums turn out to be an issue.
October:
• High School...Friend? - Joe and Mark run into each other years after high school.
• Celebration - Stefan got a new job, so Mike breaks out a bit of the bubbly.
November:
• Frozen Vegetables - Mike see's a kid with Heely's and decides he has a pair too.
• Dessert - Mike's become really attached to his new pumpkin.
• Downstairs Apartment - Mike's been bumming it at Stefan's place without him knowing.
December:
• Foot Race - Mike challenges Stefan to a footrace, with hilarious results.
• Over Compensating Mike's always bragging about the size of his.
So those are our skits from 2009. Those are not including all the F@#% Ups and unfinished skits that we posted as well. What will 2010 have in store for BangBoomCrash...not quite sure. But I can throw out some keywords and we'll see if anything sticks. Words like Green screen, 3rd member, shirtless, dogs, effects, LOL, family, broken bones, broken glass, smart car and rectum...I can't wait.
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Thanks for watching! See ya next year!!!