We’re some winners!

Hey everyone,

Mike and I recently won a "write your own script" contest on JakeAndAmir.com. This is huge win for us as we have so many good ideas, but lack of time and money to produce any of them. Jake and Amir are budgeted through CollegeHumor.com, thus having a BIG budget for BIG ideas. They received 1,408 scripts. Either ours was the funniest (or so we are told) or they just threw them into the air and used a blow dart to pick one out and luck was on our side. Either way, they are producing the skit either next week or soon after. Once its up, we'll post it on here, but it will be on JakeAndAmir.com as well! It's just great to know that our sense of humor and writing style has clicked with a comedy duo that does this for a living. It's like having a great basketball shot noticed by Micheal Jordan, or having a skit noticed by Jake and Am...you get the point. So thank you very much to Jake and Amir!

In light of the J&A win, they made an announcement on their site with a link to our site. This skyrocketed our stats from the average 4 or 10 page views to over 3,500. We have over 4,200 video plays through Vimeo alone. After reading many comments, its apparent that we suck at this whole comedy thing and many people hate us. So we're going to keep doing it!

NOW, last week, we couldn't film as we were obligating our family duties by working on our houses. I painted our bathroom, installed a new light, and ect. Mike, I believe installed a sex dungeon or something. He wouldn't tell me, I'm just left to assume. SO, we have some F@#% Ups for you. First being a blooper reel from our State Capitals skit. The second is a skit that had a good idea, but the ending fell flat. It's called Friday Night. Hope you enjoy it? Kinda, I guess?

So that's it. If you are a first time visitor coming from JakeAndAmir (or any other site), I strongly suggest checking out some of our favorite skits like Pizza, Gonna Get You, Lottery Ticket, Morning Coffee, Atlantic City, Downstairs Apartment, Frozen Vegetables, Celebration, Friendly Advice, Road Trip, and many others. We have done some 80 skits. At least HALF are worth some chuckles.

Thanks everyone, BRB!

F@#% Ups, Cell Phones and Aliens, oh my…

HEY HEY, I got some GREAT F@#%ING NEWS for you mobile phone users. BangBoomCrash.com has gone mobile! So now you can get our funny where ever you are! Just pull up BangBoomCrash.com on your mobile phone's browser and we'll take care of the rest...well, not me and Mike...but this alien we found. It detects what kind of browser you are using, and decides if you can view the mobile version or the desktop version of our site. It's really cool. I know what your thinking, "How did you find an alien and make it work for you"? Well, if you go to Lowe's or Home Depot, they are right in the back of the building. Just nab one up.

So me and Mike didn't have time to film this week (or last week). So instead, I'll post up some F@#% Ups. First one is a blooper reel starring the Oh So Talented Terry Dubbs. This guy is quite a character. Check it out here.

The 2nd one is a skit that me and Mike thought up in a hurry, simply titled Basketball. The concept was..well, its self explanatory, except I was supposed to do Mike's role and he was supposed to do mine. However, my weight and lack of athleticism proved to be an issue. Check it out here. After you watch it, you'll notice why it failed.

One last thing I wanted to point out (and you may have noticed) is on the bottom each post, you now have the option to 'Like' our posts on Facebook. Pressing the 'Like' button will post on your facebook that you "Like" that individual post on your Facebook...simple enough...

So that's it...WHAT!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? We can only do this stuff in our spare time. YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A F@#%ING MOBILE WEBSITE! DO YOU! I don't have time to explain it, but it takes a long time! We'll be back next week with a new skit...not that you'll appreciate it, you lil' ungrateful bastards!