Hey Everyone,

WHUD UP! Mike and his wife are still attending Lamaze classes and prepping for the baby due to arrive, LITERALLY, any minute.   While I’ve been waiting, I’ve been cleaning out the BangBoomCrash closet, and MAN was it cluttered.  So I found this little jewel titled "Day In The Life of Stefan".  Mike and myself had the idea to film ourselves going through a normal day, but obviously, ya know, funny.  My real life consists of me waking up grumpy, getting my kids ready for the day, driving them to their grandmothers, going to work, make some web pages, pick my nose, drink some coffee, fart, leave work, pick up the kids…blah blah blah, you get the picture. Not so funny.

So I made this video in hopes that it would be funny, but it’s nothing but a big fat fail so it goes in the F@#% Ups & Failures section. So here it is for you to poke fun at and make fun of. Please post all your "Look how fat Stefan is" comments or comments saying "all skits should contain at least 3 solid minutes of Mike shirtless riding a bull".

Let us know what you think. Peace out everyone!

- Stefan (and Mike via Text Message)

So I was looking at our video stats today and looks like last week, we only had 4 video plays.  FOUR!  COME ON PEOPLE…whats the deal!!!  Oh…wait…you guys want new content.  Well I guess that makes sense.  Mike and myself haven’t had much time to do skits and stuff.  We want to, we really do, but it’s hard.  Between prepping for babies, re-modeling kitchens, working out, expanding our careers, working out, taking care of our kids and wives, oiling our rigid abs from working out and the economy, it’s hard to find time to do what we really enjoy doing. We barely even have time to work out!

However, Papa Stefan wanted to drop a little something new on you.  We created a new section of the site titled “F@#% Ups & Failures“.  This is a section where we will post our bloopers and skits that we feel have just completely failed to hit any funny mark.  It’s not much, but it’s something. It’s sorta like getting a used bike for your birthday, sure it’s cool and you’ll ride it – you’ll ride the hell out of it, but you secretly wanted a new one.

Sorry we haven’t been able to post any new stuff.  We hope to belt out some new skits very soon.  If you find yourself really upset that we haven’t posted any new stuff, leave a comment.  I will try my best to contact you and invite you over for some Triscuits and a Coke Zero* and we’ll talk about it.  Anyway, we’ll get you that new bike soon.  Thanks guys!

Stefan

*Limit one Coke Zero per comment

Update – I just looked and I ate all the Triscuits.  But we have some Cinnamon Wheat Thins which are really good.  Talk to ya soon!

2nd Update – I just finished all the Wheat Thins…sorry.

Hey everyone, It’s Mike. I’m supposed to tell everyone that Stefan had a baby, well actually Stefan’s wife had it – but I bet Stefan watched. Gross, right? I know! Anyway, they named him Max Xavier whatever Stefan’s last name is – Swammy? Slappy? Swanson…I dunno.

Anyway, the long and short of it is that Stefan won’t pick up his phone, nor answer his door no matter how you disguise your voice or how easily you think you can get in a window, even if I use a system of ropes to hoist me to the 2nd floor. I can’t get in to get him to film skits. Apparently he doesn’t understand responsibility. So, that being said you may not see a new skit for another week or two until I can get Stefan to man up to his duties.

On a side note, I saw a commercial for Bush’s baked beans that said their beans are ‘preferred over the leading brand’ – wouldn’t that make Bush’s the leading brand?

On a side side note, in reference to the title of this post I’ve been petitioning the state to go back to using ‘Men at Work’ signs during construction projects and get rid of the ‘Work area ahead’ signs, I don’t like the new signs because they imply that women can work. It’s like ‘Umm..ok, lol!’.

On a sider note - congratulations Stefan and family on the new awesome addition.

See you on the slip slide,
Mike

Hey Everyone,
How’s it going. I wanted to tell everyone that we nominated ourselves in the 2008 Weblog Awards (yes, we are that vain). Better yet, you can show your support by voting for us. Right now, it’s in the nomination stage. Pretty much anyone can nominate themselves, but fans of the blog can show their support and vote for them. If you want to vote, pick a link below and the page will show up in the frame below. Just click the green circle with the white plus sign and that’s it. No registering, no sign up, just vote. Just one vote can make a difference (so tell your friends).

Below are the links to vote
Best Humor Blog – Best New Blog – Best Blog Design

Best Humor Blog – Best New Blog – Best Blog Design

Thanks everyone, we apprecaite it. And by the way, if you don’t vote, you are pretty much saying that you love to kick puppies in your spare time when your not burning down orphanages. Thanks again!

Mike and Stefan…or Stefan and Mike, However you wanna say it

I know a lot of you are wondering why there has been a lack of content on the site. We have been flooded with emails asking “when’s the next video”, or “how come there’s no new video”, or “Get Real Replica Watches at Awesome Prices!” So I decided to let you all know what’s going down. Mike didn’t want me to bring it up but…well…Mike recently has been turned into a vampire. I know most of you don’t believe me, so I uploaded a photo of him here as proof. Needless to say, his current status changing from “living” to, I believe the PC term is “Living Dead” has put a damper on our filming agendas. But we are working on a cure and I’m getting very close.

BUT, since I don’t know how long it’ll take to develop a cure, I wanted to throw out some recommendations of Christmas gifts NOT to get him this year. These are BAD Christmas gift ideas

1. Sunlight
2. Holy Water
3. Anything With Garlic
4. Xbox 360 with Kungfu Panda
5. Any silver you would describe as “Bling-Bling”
6. and lastly, a decorative mirror

As soon as we get this situation under control, we will be posting videos like mad…or at least as soon as we can edit them. Thanks for checking in everyone and we’ll be seeing you soon.

P.S. – Keep a look out for this guy. He’s the one that bit Mike and turned him.

**EDIT**Umm, no. This is Mike – let me clear this up. I am NOT a vampire, we haven’t been filming because a few weeks ago Stefan broke the light bulb outside of his house, so when Halloween came, no kids came to get candy. So now, he has 9 lbs of candy and won’t leave the house. I’ve tried, seriously. The picture of me above is photoshopped, yeah Stefan – good job. Well guess what, I can photoshop too. Check it out.

Anyway, to sum it up – I really would like an XBOX 360 for Christmas, and Terry really is a vampire.

Ok, so we just got off the phone with the Microsoft and to answer the rumors – NO, WE ARE NOT BEING BOUGHT OUT BY MICROSOFT FOR $3.1 BILLION. We’re going to hold out for something better, like $700 Billion – just kidding no one has that kind of money!

Anyway, are you sick and tired of visiting this page as much as me? Great! Well, check it out, we’ve made it easier for you not to visit, at least as often.  Over on the right side of the page, you can enter your name and email address and you’ll receive an email from us every time we post new content on the site! Sound easy enough? Well it’s not! After you enter your name and email, you’ll be forced to complete a series of tasks both mental and physical, each being judged by a non-English speaking military officer who hates quitters.

See ya on the slip slide,

Mike and Stefan/Stefan and Mike

Hey Everyone, below is our submission for a current video contest for HP wireless printers. The point of the contest is to “Make a VCAM (Viewer Created Ad Message) showing you harnessing the power of HP’s wireless printing and your laptop” (and do it in under 25 seconds). If you are feeling generous, you can go to Current.com‘s website and Vote for us in the contest. (you do have to create an account…sorry)  If you do vote for us, we will give you $20.00 as a gift.*

* Gifts will be $20.00 worth of Fannie Mae Stock.

Hey Everyone,

Just wanted to share our newest stats with you since Mike’s been working on his house and not answering his phone when i call…or answering my IMs or Emails….or my faxes and telegrams. (sigh). Anywho, above is the newest copy of our website traffic. Clearly we are takin off. I don’t think even the Goog gets this kind of traffic. Maybe Altavista.com does, MAYBE!

So once again, thanks for checking us out and leaving comments and what not. Your continued support makes us very happy and makes this project all worth while. And if you want to send money, that’d be pretty swell too.

P.S. – I am not amused that someone searched for “stefan dums”. Not amused one bit. Grow up.

COME BACK SOON! <3

Just wanted to update everyone concerning the lack of new videos lately. We’re not out of ideas, we actually have too many ideas. It’s time to film them that is the problem. See, I (Mike) bought a house which is in much need of repair. As a result, I’ve been working on it when I’m not at work. I blame Stefan for it since he FLAT-OUT REFUSED to pay for a contractor to fix my house…way to take this website seriously Stefan…shame. So, keep checking back for new videos like:

      – Stefans Birthday
      – The Road Trip
      – Drunk Driving
      – Home Repair
      – The Bet Vol. 2
      – Q&A Part 2

…and many more!

PS: I love you