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Ok, tell me Tila Tequilla is NOT an alien in the guise of a young attention whore Hollywood actress. Think of it, it’s perfect! While she’s confusing entertaining us with her TV shows, songs, etc. she is actually stealing blueprints of nuclear power plants and schematics of jet planes! I mean seriously, I heard that once she and an alien were in a police lineup for abducting a guy in Omaha and when they asked the guy to point out which one it was that abducted him, he said  ”I’m pretty sure both”. True story!