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If you ever get in a fight - say “What do you wanna do, huh? You wanna get down turkey? Cuz i can get down!”… I think that would really lighten the mood

Your dog isn’t “fixed”…he’s broken. Way to go.

There weren’t nearly enough people polled when they decided on the title “Everybody loves Raymond”

Choosey moms who chose Jif should get off their high horses and be open to other peanut butters…

Don’t trust a car lot with a sign that says “Giant Car Sale!”. The cars are all normal size. Thats more than just false advertising, that place is a rip off!