Hey!
HEY!
Hi, what’s up? How’s everyone been? Good? Good, me too. So, are you asking yourself why a few posts down is POW 14 and now you’re reading POW 17 with nothing in between? Are you asking yourself ‘Where’s POW 15 and 16?’ Well, here’s the thing – I know it’s supposed to be our weekly column, I know this because it’s called the ‘Post of The Week’ and not ‘The Post of Whichever Week You Get Around To It‘. But I have a good reason for skipping the last two weeks. What’s the reason? Well just chill for a minute and let me explain…
See, here’s the real truth – it’s Kanye. Yes, Kanye West. See, what happened was Kanye was…or he came over to my house and was like..er…no, see…
Ok, I don’t have an excuse for not writing POW 15 and 16.
But come on…let’s face it. POW 15 would have been a classic piece of comedic writing worthy of whatever prize they give to comedic writings…it would have made you laugh for long after you read it – while you were at work, while you were in the shower, while you were re-reading it amongst the company of friends. Each time reading it bringing you closer into our world, the world of BangBoomCrash. We would have truly shared something real, something special…something they can’t just come in and tear down because WE BUILT THIS! WE BUILT THIS!
But…
POW 16 would have been a lame attempt to live up to how funny POW 15 was, and honestly, it would have just embarrassed both of us.
So…
POW 15 was hilarious and unforgettable and nobody has to sit through the awkwardness and ramblings of stupid POW 16.
In the end, this kinda worked out for everyone, huh? I think we should keep this up. On that note, watch out for POW 29 in a few weeks – it’s gonna kick POW 15′s butt.
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