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Hey look the POW is 21! Tomorrow morning is gonna be ugly.

Anyway.

So Halloween has come and gone. Did you all get your fill of candy? Are your candy coated teeth falling out of your chocolate filled head? If you celebrated Halloween the right way, then they should be! Am I right? Did you get all the toilet paper off your trees and shaving cream out of your mail box? Good times!

Make sure you throw out those jack-o-lanterns before they rot because they become impossible to pick up once they rot.

Did you remember to set your clocks back or did you show up to work an hour early? Did you miss your appointments and have to reschedule?

Have you raked up all the leaves in your yard? Have you gotten your hats, scarves and gloves out of the closet and ready? Have you turned your thermostat up? Have you made sure your furnace is clean?

Have you?

Have you done anything to prepare for the winter? What are you gonna do if it snows? What are you gonnna do if there’s a blizzard? Oh God! What if we all get snowed in!?!?

OH MY GOD!

What if the snow piles up in front of our doors and windows and blocks all the sunlight!?! If the snow’s in front of the door I won’t be able to get out! I don’t know if I have enough bread and milk here to make it through the winter! This blizzard’s going to take out all the phone and internet lines and I won’t be able to call anyone to bring me supplies! Even if I can, the streets are packed with ice and snow so no one can even get here anyway!!! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO STARVE HERE IN MY COLD DARK HOUSE ALL ALONE!!!

I’m really more of a summer person.