Reality TV shows.
Have you seen these things? I have! I most certainly have…because they are everywhere! Everywhere!
Even on TV!
Well…only on TV….actually.
Anyway, have you seen these shows? These “reality” shows? I mean, am I really supposed to believe that the stuff on ‘L.A. Ink’ actually happens? I guess I’m just supposed to believe that people walk into a ‘shop’ and get ‘tattoos’…hahaha…ok, right! Maybe on your planet, weirdo…but not mine.
What’s that other one that’s on Discovery Channel…oh yeah – ‘Man vs. Wild’ – and it’s supposedly hosted by a bear? Umm…no. I hate to be the one to say this…but that’s a dude on that show…as in – it’s a guy, a human. PLUS, I’ve been everywhere in the world from New Jersey to California, and from Texas to North Dakota, so, literally everywhere – and I don’t see where most of those places he visits are. Big Snowy mountains and arid desserts…riiiiight.
Oh, and I saw one the other night called ‘Batman Returns’ on the movie channel…am I really supposed to believe this too? As soon as I saw it, I knew it wasn’t really a batman…it was Michael Keaton. Like, it was obvious. I watched it for a few minutes and can say 100% sure that it wasn’t real.
Anyway, I’m not trying to ruin ‘reality TV’ for you guys – just trying to get you to be a well-informed TV viewer.
Like me.
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