10

Whoa, I just woke up. I fell asleep after I wrote the last POW. What time is it? I set my alarm for POW #5 and it’s GOING OFF NOW!

What do you wanna do this week? How about a rolling joke? Watch.

Where does milk come from? A cow
Where does communist milk come from? Moscow
Where does communist rap come from? Mos Def
What goes with ghetto peanut butter? Def Jam
What’s the easiest animal to surprise? A deaf leopard
What’s leopard do when leopard can’t sign? Leopard print
What holds a printers bullets? A print cartridge
What’s a family of singing printers called? The Cartridge Family
What did Paris Hilton’s family get her for Christmas? Nothing, because she’s a whore.

I think I did it wrong.