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Lack of Content

I know a lot of you are wondering why there has been a lack of content on the site. We have been flooded with emails asking “when’s the next video”, or “how come there’s no new video”, or “Get Real Replica Watches at Awesome Prices!” So I decided to let you all know what’s going down. Mike didn’t want me to bring it up but…well…Mike recently has been turned into a vampire. I know most of you don’t believe me, so I uploaded a photo of him here as proof. Needless to say, his current status changing from “living” to, I believe the PC term is “Living Dead” has put a damper on our filming agendas. But we are working on a cure and I’m getting very close.

BUT, since I don’t know how long it’ll take to develop a cure, I wanted to throw out some recommendations of Christmas gifts NOT to get him this year. These are BAD Christmas gift ideas

  1. Sunlight
  2. Holy Water
  3. Anything With Garlic
  4. Xbox 360 with Kungfu Panda
  5. Any silver you would describe as “Bling-Bling”
  6. and lastly, a decorative mirror

As soon as we get this situation under control, we will be posting videos like mad…or at least as soon as we can edit them. Thanks for checking in everyone and we’ll be seeing you soon.

P.S. – Keep a look out for this guy. He’s the one that bit Mike and turned him.

**EDIT**Umm, no. This is Mike – let me clear this up. I am NOT a vampire, we haven’t been filming because a few weeks ago Stefan broke the light bulb outside of his house, so when Halloween came, no kids came to get candy. So now, he has 9 lbs of candy and won’t leave the house. I’ve tried, seriously. The picture of me above is photoshopped, yeah Stefan – good job. Well guess what, I can photoshop too. Check it out.

Anyway, to sum it up – I really would like an XBOX 360 for Christmas, and Terry really is a vampire.

8 Comments to Lack of Content

  1. Douche Mc Juice's Gravatar Douche Mc Juice November 11, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    That’s a shame man…and he’s in big time denial too. I guess on the lighter side of things though you could come up with some fun vampire type videos and such?…. But I wouldn’t really let him get close to you…ya know…. Either way sorry to hear about that. Fucking vampires. They piss me right the hell off….

    I guess I’ll return the xbox 360 I bought for him for Christmas. It’s a shame…he woulda been so happy.

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  2. Mike's Gravatar Mike November 11, 2008 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    Omg…I’m not a vampire! Just give me the freakin’ XBOX, McJuice!

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  3. kt's Gravatar kt November 11, 2008 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

    interesting, i was wondering why i only see you guys at night.

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  4. Douche Mc Juice's Gravatar Douche Mc Juice November 12, 2008 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    Poor guy….I already took it back man. I apologize but I care more about your health than the I do about giving you wonderful gifts like xbox 360s with the new Gears of War 2 game and an extra controller so that Stefan could have played with you too….and free internet connection for a year. I DID it….cause I care. Hope you can understand that. Get well soon buddy. I’m gonna play some more gears of war….

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  5. Mike's Gravatar Mike November 12, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    Ok McJuice…I’m getting a little irritated. I went out of my way to explain that I am NOT a vampire, so you don’t have to concern yourself with my health or anything. Now, just go back to the store, get the XBOX back and let’s not make a big thing about this. Everybody just chill out.

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  6. Stefan's Gravatar Stefan November 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    MIKE, YOU’RE GETTIN A WII!!! NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I THROUGH SOME HOLY WATER ON YOU!!! AND STOP CAPITALIZING “xbox”!!! GOD!!!

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  7. Douche Mc Juice's Gravatar Douche Mc Juice November 13, 2008 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    Getting irritated is the last thing you’d want to do when you’re struggling with your kind of health condition right now…. Personally I think you should just be relaxing in bed drinking some…ya know…ginger ale or something and eating Campbells soup. You’re a fragile boy right now and you need to take care of yourself. Let us strong boys play all the gears of war 2 while you just take it easy. We’ll take on the crazy alien hords and kick some ass and then we’ll ruin it for you by telling you how it ends… Does that make ya feel better buddy? You take care now. Also… I used the money I got back from the xbox and spent it on drugs….and well…a prostitute. And wouldn’t you know it….the whore wouldn’t give me a receipt let alone a refund. I was COMPLETELY unsatisfied with my purchase…. I was hoping for some kind of money back guarantee but….instead she overdosed in my living room and then proceeded to soil herself. Feel better there Sport…

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  8. Terry's Gravatar Terry November 24, 2008 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    wooooooow. vampires are cool, but zombies are better

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