Hey Everyone,
I wanted to share this picture. This was my fortune from my fortune cookie I had for desert after eating my dinner. I found it rather rude that they rub it in my face that “A healthy body will benefit me forever” after I ate their greasy, fattening yet delicious Spicy Beef and Scallops with White Rice. I bet all the Chinese employees were having a good laugh at me once I left. They were probably like, “Oh, fat American go home and eat Chinese food to make him fatter. Then later he open cookie and make him feel bad. Then he throw up Chinese food cause he’s stupid fatty American and I spit in spicy sauce. He pay with American Express and watch baseball and love Jonas Brothers.” My translation is probably off, but I bet it’s close
Anyway, I thought it was a bit humorous and thought I’d share. Me and Mike are filming soon so hopefully we’ll put some new skits up for you soon. Till then, feel free to watch any of our older skits. They’re still good as they have no expiration date and are guaranteed fresh.
Lastly, you may notice my eyes are two different colors and I have excessive facial hair. I’ll just let everyone know now, yes, I am half Werewolf.
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FYI : your getting nose hair trimmers for fathers day…looooooove you!
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Stefan's reply @ 8:22 am on June 4th, 2009
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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creeeeeeeeepy picture. eck. it kinda looks like u were sweating a little. u must have been eating very intense like. lol
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Stefan's reply @ 8:20 am on June 9th, 2009
I always eat very intense like. My eating habits are like an action movie. Not just any action movie, a Michael Bay Action Movie!
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we use hair trimmers on our barber shop and they make our job a lot easier,:”
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